Another Duck

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Scotty
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Another Duck

Postby Scotty » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:42 am

Duck walks into a pub, "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"No, I haven't got any f*cking bread and if you ask me one more time I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?"
"No"


"Got any bread?"
Wheelies - they ARE big, and they ARE clever

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Dingle
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Re: Another Duck

Postby Dingle » Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:26 pm

Ha ha ha ha ha I'm stealing that !
The brave might not always survive, but the cautious never live


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