I got a chinese takeaway earlier tonight, as I got back into the car, popped the bag on the passenger seat and fastened my belt, I heard the bag rustle. So I look over at the bag and caught glimpse of this pair of eyes looking back at me. As soon as I saw them they shot back into the bag, fucking nearly shit myself. On the next glimpse back at the bag, there they were again, looking at me and then ducked back into the bag...
That was it, lost my shit and was out the car, legged it back into the takeaway shouting at the chinese guy "What the hell did you put in my bag?!"
He said, "you no worry, just what you order - It Peking Duck!"
Joke's n stuff ya know
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